Total Medals Earned: 106 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,715 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (175/250 points)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
Play the guitar
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
PWN during the snowball fight
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/30 points)
You probably tried very hard?
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/70 points)
Kill a zombie.
Finish the episode.
Fend off the Zombie and meet Naomi.
Wake Up
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
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Helped Strawberry pass wind.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (220/660 points)
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play the game
Defeat the girl boss
Medals Earned: 10/50 (50/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!